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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




we are the 99% of america's problems -




WE WILL NEVER FORGET - Tolerance my ass... We will not forget our fallen Brothers and Sisters who were innocent victims on September 11, 2001!


TAGS: remember 9 11
Rating: 4.15/5

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1984 - wow George Orwell was a prophet




REMEMBER 9/11 - and who the real enemy is. its not Veterans, nor the tea party as Hoffa, Biden, Napolitano, Pelosi and other stooges would have you believe!


TAGS: 9 11 enemy
Rating: 4.81/5

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" OBAMA'S 2012 ELECTION CAMPAIGN " - After having skipped the 9/11 memorials in 2009 and 2010 ,now politically opportune to visit Ground Zero!




I LIKE THOSE ODDS -


TAGS: carter reagan 1980
Rating: 4.31/5

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romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
Yeah, and Romney is cool and polished and professional like Reagan. First funny thing you've said. Romney didn't even vote for Reagan. Maybe he's like a retarded Reagan...HAHAHAHA
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 9:14 pm
Bye Bye Barry. Send Soetoro back to Kenya
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 9:14 pm
Dumbass Carter also was confident of a victory... Reagan crushed the focker


INGSOC - Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength Spending is Saving




09/11/2001 - Nreer.EVER.Forget




CAIN'S 9/9/9 PLAN - 9 pizzas, 9 toppings, $9 each. (probably more realistic than his real 9-9-9 plan)


TAGS: 9 9 9
Rating: 4.27/5

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FIREFIGHTERS - make a little more than HALF what a teacher makes




9/11 - In hoc signo vinces ! No Mosque at Ground Zero !




SEMPER FI! - What the community agitators don't understand.


TAGS: 99 fail
Rating: 5/5

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REMEMBERING 9/11 -




GUNS -




" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."




The Future -




Clinton and 9/11 -


TAGS: clinton bush 9 11 terrorism president
Rating: 2/5

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OTC - June 16, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm glad we don't have a two party system
Cannabal - June 16, 2013, 12:57 am
You see the fallacy of the two- party system yet?
OTC - June 16, 2013, 12:22 am
why do you argue your own point?
Renza - June 13, 2013, 6:40 pm
Bush administration is responsible for things that occurred while they were in a position to act, just as the current administration is, and further previous administrations were.
OTC - June 13, 2013, 5:20 pm
So if someone breaks into your home, are you going to blame the home builder or previous owner? Why is Clinton not at fault for anything under Bush, but Bush is at fault for things under Obama?
Renza - June 13, 2013, 1:57 pm
So, what you're saying is that this is all Constantine's fault for not killing every monotheist he or his army could find?
OTC - June 13, 2013, 12:22 pm
According to obama, the economy is Bush's fault. Clinton had opportunities to prevent 9-11 from happening, but it wasn't politically correct do to so.
Cannabal - June 12, 2013, 6:22 pm
Ironic considering that: A.G. John Ashcroft did not prioritize terrorism; Osama was a former CIA a**et; and there was a memo stating that Osama was going to strike one month prior to 9/11? Sometimes, the president gets to much credit for everything.
Cannabal - June 12, 2013, 6:20 pm
You have your links, I have mine. First one to stop posting loses. http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2004-04-11-1.html
Renza - June 12, 2013, 6:06 pm
by this logic... that means Benghazi was Bush's fault? or was it nixon's? and the economy would be Lincoln's?
WTFO - June 12, 2013, 5:52 pm
Because it was Clinton who ra**d the budgets for CIA and DoD. It was Clinton that passed on 3 opportunities to capture/kill UBL. It was Clinton that did nothing after the USS Cole, Blackhawk down, 1st World Trade Ctr attack... Of course it was his fault.
OTC - June 12, 2013, 5:23 pm
http://www.acsa2000.net/clinton_caused_911.htm


53% - We are everywhere! Get used to it!




PSALM 109... LET US PRAY... -




" WE HAVE A GREEN LIGHT , GO , GO , GO ! - This is not what i expected when the fortuneteller told me that i had a green future ahead of me.




1984 - Look for the remake in 2012




9 9 9 - THE ILLUSIONIST (Hint: Turn your screen upside down)




911 FIRST RESPONDERS - Your request for health care from ailments directly related to your acts of heroism have been denied v/r The GOP




BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU - Obama's campaign deploys "truth teams" to tell you what's real...isn't.




What a difference... -




ZIONIST Larry 'Pull It' Silverstein -




MAIN STREAM MEDIA 20130829 -




Coward-In-Chief -




69% OF AMERICAN CASUALTIES - in 39 months of Obama. You didn't hear this from the MSM, But they did report he killed Osama.




From the past -




SGT. SLAUGHTER - Sending pansy-ass liberals home "in a ditty bag. An itty-bitty ditty bag" since 1987!




HOW -




9 11 -




" DETACHED FROM REALITY " - White House Doesn’t Think American Voters Will Care About High Unemployment Come Election Day.




GOT A DEGREE IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE - Can't find a job to pay off my student loans




9/11 Heroes -




CHANGE - " BACK TO THE PAST " - Int Sec Ken Salazar said the Civilian Conservation Corps in the 1930s could be viewed as a model for what the administration will try to accomplish through its “Veterans Jobs Corps.”




ATTACKWATCH SPONSOR ADOLPH HITLER - Not amused. Neither is co-sponsor, Stalin.




LIBERALISM - The cancer that eventually eats itself.




CBO - Man are they bad at their job!




WANTED FOR AUGUST 7, 1998 - Still not wanted for 9/11? Although Bush 'knew' after a few days that Osama was responsible?




Damn Edward Snowden! -




CONSERVATISM WINS! - Ask Walter Mondale.




OCCUCRY - Because life isn't fair, so the government should make it such.




AUTOBIOGRAPHY - Chairs from my father..


TAGS: https sph**os a xx fbcdn net hph**os ash4 405776 440919419279550 1030994433 n jpg
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - October 13, 2012, 1:28 pm
You Win!!!...ROFLMAO!!!
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:01 am
Absolutely brilliant. 5,000,000 Ls


HOUSE DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS 2009 - "If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." (Joe Biden)


TAGS: 2009
Rating: 5/5

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THESE CLOWNS EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS - To 99 weeks, and the 99%'ers are still unhappy?




Democrats want illegals -




CELEBRATING AMERICA -




Earth Day, 1970 Predictions -




NOTHING NEW -


TAGS: ecclesiasties 1 9
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 27, 2012, 9:53 am
powerful


1984? Ha! -




1984? -




Remember 911 -




CALENDARS - Previous Presidents knew how to read them.


TAGS: obama benghazi failure 9 11 terror
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - November 1, 2012, 3:42 pm
he's setting up a case for plausible deniability, it is a powerful thing.


9/11/01 -




The Day After 9/11 -




American Government -




" SHALOM ALAIKUM " - Mayor Michael Bloomberg greets Muslim leaders with ‘Shalom Alaikum’ at Ramadan meeting.




A HERO OF 9/11 - Col. Mark Tillman, Pilot of Air Force One.




1967 - if it is good enough for Israel shouldn't it be good enough for America?




I USED TO BE A LIBERAL PROTESTER - BUT THEN I TOOK SOME PEPPER SPRAY TO THE FACE




Who would have thought -




9/11 THE NEW AND IMPROVED DEMOCRAT PARTY VERSION -




Earth Day, 1970 Predictions -


TAGS: earth day 1970 predictions
Rating: 4.6/5

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JGalt - July 19, 2014, 12:20 pm
Nitrogen filters out light? the air is 80% Nitrogen...Hmm maybe that's what we need to stop global warming- all we need to do is learn how to breathe Nitrogen instead of oxygen.


PROPER INTRODUCTIONS - Water Cannon, meet Protester. Protester meet.....




FREE CONTRACEPTIVES - Because if you thought the government was really screwing you.... Just wait till Obamacare kicks into high gear!




VINTAGE AIRPLANES - "Who Says That Vintage Airplanes Have No Useful Purpose?"


TAGS: jred59
Rating: 4.33/5

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" THE OSAMA BIN LADEN STORY " - Agreed? So this is the version we will 'release' on the American public!




HEROES - You don't need to have a callsign to be one




" FILE CLOSED " - We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two. Osama bin Laden




BLOOMBERG'S PECULIAR STATISTICS -




FONT KERNING - did not exist in 1960 with typewriters. The Donald finally declares Obama's birth certificate a fake.




DOUBLESPEAK -




" 9/11 PRES. G.W. BUSH " - What you see is what you get! Nothing phony in this picture!




GROUNDHOG DAY - Gonna be a hum dinger this year!




I GUESS IN BACKWARDS-LAND - FAIL = RECOVERY. Hmmm must be in George Orwell's 1984 somewhere.




CORPORATE WELFARE - Obama blames our depression on the fact that business will not simply hire more workers. Lets just blame it on stockholders....




OBAMASPEAK - To say what you want whenever you want and whatever you say at the moment you say it is the truth




CHRISTMAS 2009 - One America will never forget




BARACK OBAMA: A RECYCLED - 1960's Marxist Radical




COLLEGE GUN BANS -




WORKS FOR ME - How about you?




ARMED, LAW-ABIDING AMERICANS -


TAGS: don t dial 911
Rating: 3.31/5

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911: I WILL NOT FORGET -




TAXES - It's true, they are the original tyranny.




PC IN WWII -




MESSAGE TO KNEE-jERK LIBERALS -


TAGS: gun control liberals demotivational foxrecon19d
Rating: 3/5

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foxrecon19d - November 20, 2013, 12:12 am
What an AWESOME poster illustrating how barack Obama and the Democrat Party intends to tell law abiding citizens what to do with their guns, i.e. they don't get to keep them.


HAPPY 911! -




CHRISTMAS GREETINGS 2009 - From the US Senate




THE SOUL TRAIN - Music Awards 2009 Starring Obama




MEMORIES - Because Without Them, What Do We Really Have? Happy 911 Everybody




THERE IS NO AMERICA, THERE IS NO DEMOCRACY - There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.




OUTRIGHT LIES - Bush couldn't even teach music to kindergartners.


TAGS: bush 9 11
Rating: 2.33/5

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Republicans -


TAGS: 9 11 benghazi obama republicans terrorism
Rating: 2.14/5

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Cannabal - May 24, 2013, 11:12 am
Too subtle?
StoneTools - May 24, 2013, 7:50 am
are you referring to 2001 or 2012? Benghazi or New York? Republican president or democrat president?


THIS TWEET - Priceless!




Beauty -


TAGS: megyn kelly jon stewart foxrecon19d
Rating: 1.89/5

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Bandit5906 - August 6, 2014, 9:50 pm
Real class CL!
Curlyrocks - July 23, 2014, 1:50 am
She's not that h**, Even I've f**d better. Still some one needs to jam a fat one in her mouth and shut her up.
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 6:26 pm
Plus she's kinda h** so we can cut her some slack.
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 6:25 pm
She's not stupid, just compelled to toe the company line. The real ignorance rests with the Australian dude that runs that propaganda machine.


The Simpsons -




1984 - A novel usually found in "FICTION," which means "NOT REAL." Any more questions, conservatards?




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